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**GocartMozart** · 08-17-2007, 03:16 PM

/rant

so a friend of mine calls me yesterday asking for help buying a new car. He's looking into a new Impreza WRX and so we go to ebay and I tell him about my experience online, and how if he has any trepidation he should just call the lister, and negotiate on the side. We find a beautiful brand new 1,000 miles on it Impreza WRX limited about 5 hours away driving, and we're sure that we can get a good deal from the woman.

Right now you're asking how this relates to footy...well the chap sends me a message saying his bird, doesn't want him shopping on ebay, his bird doesn't want to drive the 5 hours to get a car, his bird doesn't want him driving the 5 hours to get the ride, his bird doesn't want him to even bother calling.

So lads here is the lesson of the day. The day you lose the power in your relationship, is the day I don't want to know you. Get some fucking balls. Footballers with multi-million pound contracts that are led by their wives is just pathetic. Just another step in the pussification of our second x chromosome.

/rant over

08-17-2007, 03:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
GocartMozart Status: Roonatic #1 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Liebesträume No. 3 Posts: 1,817 National Team: Bulgaria vCash: 112 Thanks: 476 Thanked 95 Times in 58 Posts	/rant so a friend of mine calls me yesterday asking for help buying a new car. He's looking into a new Impreza WRX and so we go to ebay and I tell him about my experience online, and how if he has any trepidation he should just call the lister, and negotiate on the side. We find a beautiful brand new 1,000 miles on it Impreza WRX limited about 5 hours away driving, and we're sure that we can get a good deal from the woman. Right now you're asking how this relates to footy...well the chap sends me a message saying his bird, doesn't want him shopping on ebay, his bird doesn't want to drive the 5 hours to get a car, his bird doesn't want him driving the 5 hours to get the ride, his bird doesn't want him to even bother calling. So lads here is the lesson of the day. The day you lose the power in your relationship, is the day I don't want to know you. Get some fucking balls. Footballers with multi-million pound contracts that are led by their wives is just pathetic. Just another step in the pussification of our second x chromosome. /rant over __________________ Quality of Posts > Quantity of Posts There is a reason I bleed red. United until I die. Jessica wants to you to come to Terrace Talk: The Official Blog of United Zone Last edited by GocartMozart; 08-17-2007 at 04:23 PM.