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Prongs · 05-02-2008, 10:35 PM

1) The ball always travels faster than the player, unless the player is Ji Sung Park.

2) The New York Marathon was cancelled. They couldn't find roads long enough to tire Ji Sung Park.

3) People think God is omnipresent. Wrong. That's Ji Sung Park.

4) Only one person in the world could get off the bus in the movie "Speed". Yes, you guessed it right. Ji Sung Park.

5) Park never passed his driving license exam. He couldn't understand the 'Slow down' and 'Stop' signs.

6) Park lives in two modes. Run and run.

7) The time machine was born some 20 odd years ago in the far east. Its parents named it Ji Sung Park.

8) Human beings have 2 lungs and a heart. Ji Sung Park has 8 and 4 respectively.

9) Marcus Tulious Cicero said, "It is not by muscle, speed, or physical dexterity that great things are achieved". He never knew Ji Sung Park.

10) Asafa Powell is the fastest man on the planet. Ji Sung Park was disqualified for recording negative time.

May you keep running in those shades of red, white and black forever. Make Asia proud you little fella.
J.S. Park - MUFC, midfielder and legend.

Made those with friends of mine after the game , we were planning to write few aphorisms on tevez but then park was just playing like fletcher did against arsenal at the 4-0 ... Immense and MAD .

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Prongs is Offline Starlet Posts: 72 Join Date: Apr 2008 vCash: 944 Thanks: 16 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	05-02-2008, 10:35 PM 1) The ball always travels faster than the player, unless the player is Ji Sung Park. 2) The New York Marathon was cancelled. They couldn't find roads long enough to tire Ji Sung Park. 3) People think God is omnipresent. Wrong. That's Ji Sung Park. 4) Only one person in the world could get off the bus in the movie "Speed". Yes, you guessed it right. Ji Sung Park. 5) Park never passed his driving license exam. He couldn't understand the 'Slow down' and 'Stop' signs. 6) Park lives in two modes. Run and run. 7) The time machine was born some 20 odd years ago in the far east. Its parents named it Ji Sung Park. 8) Human beings have 2 lungs and a heart. Ji Sung Park has 8 and 4 respectively. 9) Marcus Tulious Cicero said, "It is not by muscle, speed, or physical dexterity that great things are achieved". He never knew Ji Sung Park. 10) Asafa Powell is the fastest man on the planet. Ji Sung Park was disqualified for recording negative time. May you keep running in those shades of red, white and black forever. Make Asia proud you little fella. J.S. Park - MUFC, midfielder and legend. Made those with friends of mine after the game , we were planning to write few aphorisms on tevez but then park was just playing like fletcher did against arsenal at the 4-0 ... Immense and MAD .