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When Ashley Young Warms Up He Stretches EVERYTHING
By: Daryl | December 3rd, 2007

Every so often a professional (usually Premiership) footballer will do something so unbelievably stupid you do a double take when you read about it. Glen Johnson stealing a toilet seat springs to mind. But Aston Villa and occasional England winger Ashley Young has gone above and beyond by apparently - wait for it - stripping naked and “pleasuring” himself live on the internet the night before big games. You read that right. According to the good old News of the World, Young logged on to online dating/chatting site Webcamo at least twice under the pseudonym “Lewis,” got chatting with girls and then put on a cyberspace show for them via webcam. Read on for the sordid details…


News of the World spoke to beauty therapist (which I’m going to assume means hairdresser) Sarah Taylor. She logged on to Webcamo from her home in Bristol at 10:30pm on Tuesday October 16th and got chatting with “Lewis” who claimed he was in Moscow on business. Sarah didn’t turn her webcam on, but Young definitely did. And here I turn it over to the News of the World journos, who if nothing else know how to write a good sex scandal story.

As he groped himself 22-year-old Aston Villa star Young said: “I’d love to lick ur ****** making them nice and ****…yeh babe, teasing ur ****.”

Ignoring all the rules on handling, he went to huge lengths to show himself off and feverishly bashed out saucy demands like: “I wanna have my **** between ur **** and u ****ing the top of my ****.”

Pretty Sarah, 21, told us: “I was shocked. I’d gone on for some flirty chat but what I got was a randy sex addict.”

Not sure exactly how one pronounces ****, but I bet it sounds dirty.

The “business” Young was on in Moscow tuned out to be England’s ill-fated Euro 2008 qualifier against Russia which happened the very next day. Like I said, when Young warms up he stretches everything.

Undeterred by her experience, Sarah logged on to Webcamo again a couple of weeks ago and found “Lewis” again. Pretty much the same thing happened, lots of nakedness, self-abuse and dirty texts, all live on the internet via Young’s webcam. He claimed to be in Middlesbrough on business this time, which is sort of true as Villa were away to Boro that Saturday (November 24th) and won 3-0.

Not sure about the legality of what Young did. He ran the risk of going blind but didn’t really hurt anyone. Even Sarah can’t have been too offended if she went back for another look. But what’s so stupid is that Young is a Premiership footballer and an England international. People know what he looks like. And when people know what you look like it’s probably not a good idea to do what he did live via webcam.