Chelski F.C. - End of Season Dinner Dance

Dew · 05-22-2008, 06:38 PM

CHELSKI F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Arsenil and Loserpool supporters gain free entry.

Starter
• Egg on the Face
• Pickled Season
• Russian (has) Beans
• Frog's legs (past their best)
• English Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
• Humble Pie
• Chump Chops
• Manager's Beef (not rare)
• Toad in the hole
• Laughing Stock Soup (served cold)
• ‘Catch of the Day’ – big lemon Cole (gutted)

NB: everything is bought from Sugar Daddy's convenient store and made with 100% crude oil.

Dessert
• Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
• Fruitless Tarts
• Raspberry Fools
• Hard Cheese
• Fudge Heads
• Super Sundae

NB: please bring your own plastic knives and forks as there will be no silverware this year.

Drinks
• Bitter
• Little Spirit
• Russian Whine
• Cabernet Empty 2008
• Champagne – sorry none ordered

STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

After Dinner Programme

• Dance
• Swan Lake – a special solo performance from Didier Drugba
• The Muppet Show – meeting the Chavski supporters

• Guest speakers: Ryan Giggs – “What’s it like to win TEN Premier League titles”
Ole Gunnar Solksjaer – "What’s it like to win the TREBLE"

End of programme

Please note: Andy Gray will be selling Manchester United shirts after the show (while stock lasts).

A public service announcement:

Be green, not envious

**Dirtycheat** · 05-22-2008, 06:51 PM

LOL great thread dew

Quote:

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

classic.

mark08 · 05-22-2008, 08:26 PM

ROFL
no silverware!

quality thread mate!
well thought out!

**PaperCut** · 05-22-2008, 08:50 PM

OMG I laughed so hard over it... esp.

Quote:

NB: please bring your own plastic knives and forks as there will be no silverware this year.
NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

• Swan Lake – a special solo performance from Didier Drugba

Ryan Giggs – “What’s it like to win TEN Premier League titles”
Ole Gunnar Solksjaer – "What’s it like to win the TREBLE"

So amazing funny. Thanks for this one.

Dew · 05-22-2008, 11:48 PM

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it =)

Let's make this our poke-fun-at-our-rivals thread for this season, because I'm sure a lot of us had to endure a lot of comments from Chelski, Le'Arse and Liverpoo supporters, especially earlier in the season. I know I did, and now I can have the last laugh, bwahahahahaha!

So post anything funny you come across, videos, pictures, jokes, anything so we can all point and laugh.

Like this for example-

LOL!

It's cruel I know, but I can't stop laughing.

and this...

**Dirtycheat** · 05-23-2008, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dew

LOL!

It's cruel I know, but I can't stop laughing.

PMSL

that is going to be my new sig/ava in a few days time

here are some more

im going to do a couple of my own too

Mark · 05-23-2008, 10:24 AM

probably the best thread on this forum :rofl:

**Dirtycheat** · 05-23-2008, 02:26 PM

no, not quite as good as when funky bet all his money on arsenal and lost

anyway, here is some i made

Mark · 05-23-2008, 02:52 PM

now that ones are hilarious DC, keep them coming lads

Dew · 05-23-2008, 05:18 PM

ROFLMFAO!! Awesome pics DirtyCheat!! Ahahahahahaha

05-22-2008, 06:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Dew Status: Youth Squad Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: London, England Posts: 109 National Team: Brazil, England Club Team: Manchester United Players: Giggs, Scholes, Rooney, Rio vCash: 500 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Chelski F.C. - End of Season Dinner Dance CHELSKI F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE Arsenil and Loserpool supporters gain free entry. Starter • Egg on the Face • Pickled Season • Russian (has) Beans • Frog's legs (past their best) • English Surprise (well beaten) Main course • Humble Pie • Chump Chops • Manager's Beef (not rare) • Toad in the hole • Laughing Stock Soup (served cold) • ‘Catch of the Day’ – big lemon Cole (gutted) NB: everything is bought from Sugar Daddy's convenient store and made with 100% crude oil. Dessert • Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow) • Fruitless Tarts • Raspberry Fools • Hard Cheese • Fudge Heads • Super Sundae NB: please bring your own plastic knives and forks as there will be no silverware this year. Drinks • Bitter • Little Spirit • Russian Whine • Cabernet Empty 2008 • Champagne – sorry none ordered STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year. After Dinner Programme • Dance • Swan Lake – a special solo performance from Didier Drugba • The Muppet Show – meeting the Chavski supporters • Guest speakers: Ryan Giggs – “What’s it like to win TEN Premier League titles” Ole Gunnar Solksjaer – "What’s it like to win the TREBLE" End of programme Please note: Andy Gray will be selling Manchester United shirts after the show (while stock lasts). A public service announcement: Be green, not envious __________________ Last edited by Dew; 05-22-2008 at 06:42 PM.

05-22-2008, 11:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dew Status: Youth Squad Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: London, England Posts: 109 National Team: Brazil, England Club Team: Manchester United Players: Giggs, Scholes, Rooney, Rio vCash: 500 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Thanks, glad you enjoyed it =) Let's make this our poke-fun-at-our-rivals thread for this season, because I'm sure a lot of us had to endure a lot of comments from Chelski, Le'Arse and Liverpoo supporters, especially earlier in the season. I know I did, and now I can have the last laugh, bwahahahahaha! So post anything funny you come across, videos, pictures, jokes, anything so we can all point and laugh. Like this for example- LOL! It's cruel I know, but I can't stop laughing. and this... __________________

05-23-2008, 10:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mark Status: Reserve Squad Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Bucharest \| Romania Posts: 736 National Team: England, Romania Club Team: Manchester United, Steaua Buc Players: David Beckham, Wayne Rooney vCash: 55 Thanks: 887 Thanked 428 Times in 180 Posts	probably the best thread on this forum :rofl: __________________ Quality of Posts > Quantity of Posts ЯEPUБLIC OF MAИCUИIA ЯED AЯMY Manchester United always score! Avatar by Redtevil & Sign by JamesRoyale

05-23-2008, 02:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dirtycheat Status: Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,800 Club Team: one guess Players: giggs, scholes, keane, ole, neville vCash: 2652 Thanks: 817 Thanked 759 Times in 314 Posts	no, not quite as good as when funky bet all his money on arsenal and lost anyway, here is some i made __________________ great ava by codd1e Quality > Quantity which is why we give active members who post quality, media and pic room access. 3 Day SPOILER Rule please read

05-23-2008, 02:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mark Status: Reserve Squad Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Bucharest \| Romania Posts: 736 National Team: England, Romania Club Team: Manchester United, Steaua Buc Players: David Beckham, Wayne Rooney vCash: 55 Thanks: 887 Thanked 428 Times in 180 Posts	now that ones are hilarious DC, keep them coming lads __________________ Quality of Posts > Quantity of Posts ЯEPUБLIC OF MAИCUИIA ЯED AЯMY Manchester United always score! Avatar by Redtevil & Sign by JamesRoyale

05-22-2008, 08:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
mark08 Status: Youth Squad Join Date: May 2008 Location: London, UK Posts: 156 National Team: England Club Team: Man Utd vCash: 436 Thanks: 12 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	ROFL no silverware! quality thread mate! well thought out!

05-23-2008, 05:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dew Status: Youth Squad Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: London, England Posts: 109 National Team: Brazil, England Club Team: Manchester United Players: Giggs, Scholes, Rooney, Rio vCash: 500 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	ROFLMFAO!! Awesome pics DirtyCheat!! Ahahahahahaha __________________

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