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Default Funniest Footy Joke I've heard today 11/8/2007 - 11-08-2007, 09:42 PM

enjoy, i certainly couldn't stop laughing:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=230388&cc=%


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Default 11-08-2007, 10:05 PM

Isn't Hollywood FC stacked with quality players?

This result is hilarious.

Also shows that Bolton are heading in the right direction again.


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Default 11-09-2007, 12:41 AM

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Isn't Hollywood FC stacked with quality players?
Not really.

If they had such quality players, they wouldn't be in the UEFAiled Cup
  
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Default 11-09-2007, 04:11 AM

I don't get it.


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Default 11-09-2007, 02:22 PM

Bolton are a below pathetic side. Bayern have spent an absurd amount of money over the summer in an attempt to return to the CL and have a stack of recognizable if not glamorous players. All of which yesterday proved that they are not only as bad as Bolton, but have given up two away goals and a very hard aggregate lead to the English side. All in all, we're taking the piss on the Germans. All of it harks back to 1999 and 2001 and the rivalry that has brewed.

Who put the ball in the German's net...KEVIN DAVIES!!!


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Bolton are a below pathetic side. Bayern have spent an absurd amount of money over the summer in an attempt to return to the CL and have a stack of recognizable if not glamorous players. All of which yesterday proved that they are not only as bad as Bolton, but have given up two away goals and a very hard aggregate lead to the English side. All in all, we're taking the piss on the Germans. All of it harks back to 1999 and 2001 and the rivalry that has brewed.

Who put the ball in the German's net...KEVIN DAVIES!!!
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Default 11-11-2007, 06:33 AM

Ribery was class for Bayern after he went off the pitch the game got a lot easier for Bolton.


  
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Default 11-25-2007, 11:58 PM

Well, this is now really embarrassing


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Default 11-26-2007, 10:26 AM

Yea...it kinda is.
  
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Default 12-07-2007, 09:48 PM

best footie joke = why did the kid fall off the swing? she had no arms
  
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