[Dirtycheat]

i was hoping it was lampard, but it wasnt to be

Originally Posted by daily telegraph

Sumo wrestler scores an own goal


Sum wrestler Asashoryu shows his agility

A grand champion sumo wrestler has been banned from the next two tournaments and fined after he was filmed scoring goals and diving in for headers in a charity football match while supposedly injured.

It is the first time such a punishment had been handed out in the sport's 2,000-year history.



Dressed in a "Rooney" England shirt, 23-stone Asashoryu was filmed in his native Mongolia reportedly skipping tackles, making diving headers and scoring off a pass from the former Japanese international Hidetoshi Nakata.


The 26-year-old had been given permission by the Japanese Sumo Association to miss a regional tour last month after his manager submitted a doctor's certificate reporting a damaged elbow ligament and a stress fracture in his back.


Widely considered to be one of sumo's greatest ever stars, Asashoryu was the first Mongolian to attain the highest Yokozuna ranking.

wow, he should play for city...

[dada]

Thats Ronaldinho-esque form.

[dimz]

Originally Posted by Dirtycheat

wow, he should play for city...

Don't think Chelsea will let him go.

[Jorquera]

Diving headers? I want to see it myself how such guy dives.

[MENTAL]

the commentry wil go like this " and its the fat guy on the ball hes running past 1 defender past the other he fallz bt gtz bak up really quick hes stil running chipz the ball up and bellyflopz it GGGGGGGOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!"

[GocartMozart]

we sure that he didn't eat the ball?

[lytec]

I thought that about a big guy I played on last weekend and I can tell you while not fast he was f$%^in hard to get the ball off and held play up well.Set up 4 goals for them.Looks can decieve.

[mrsirjojo]

Coordination is mostly mental. If you have the physique that can respond to the right brain, then you can be a top player. Can't be top flight without both.