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Old 03-21-2008, 09:25 PM   #21 (permalink)
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dada_ need to look at it again
dada_ funky has me frustrated
opm3 he not swallowing anymore?
dada_ fuck!!!! i wanna shoot him in his left eye!!!
UltRedDev he ran out of syrup
opm3 omg
02:08 dada_ not that shoot...
opm3 LOL
UltRedDev LOL
UltRedDev kinky
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:24 PM   #23 (permalink)
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quite recent....from GocartMozart!

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[15:21] <opmWORK> referre looks like such a small black penis
[15:21] <dimz|work> LOL
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[20:46] <May261999> hey dimz--do you cook?
00[20:47] <UltRedDev>
[20:48] <Dimzar> yep
[20:48] <Dimzar> i love to
[20:50] <May261999> got any good jerk recipes?
[20:50] <May261999> Mrs. May's never had jerk sauce
04[20:50] * UltRedDev bites his lip
[20:50] <May261999> LOL
00[20:50] <UltRedDev> I didn't say anything
[20:50] <Dimzar> lololol
[20:50] <Dimzar> hahahhahahaha
[20:50] <MrsMay> you didn't have to
[20:51] <MrsMay> I guarentee my mind went to the gutter faster than yours did
[20:51] <Dimzar> well.....jerk recipes........usually require a good jerk sauce
[20:51] <Dimzar> lol
00[20:51] <UltRedDev> lol
00[20:51] <UltRedDev> Dimzar is single he can teach you all the tricks
[20:51] <May261999> hey, no sharing bedroom secrets!
[20:51] <MrsMay> and a quick hand no doubt Dimz
00[20:51] <UltRedDev> using the thumb, sitting on the hand, etc
[20:51] <May261999> you don't make it from scratch?
[20:51] <MrsMay> ouch scratching would hurt
[20:52] <Dimzar> no i don't
[20:52] <May261999> not if you use enough lub......oil
[20:52] <Dimzar> i dont' know how to
[20:52] <Dimzar> ok
04[20:52] * MrsMay is behaving
[20:52] <Dimzar> behave all of you!
04[20:52] * UltRedDev is trying to be good
[20:52] <May261999> woman learned how to do that faster than me
[20:52] <Dimzar> damn
[20:53] <Dimzar> well not damn
04[20:53] * MrsMay should not be in a room with boys, my bad side shows
[20:53] <Dimzar> got a guest
[20:53] <Dimzar> brb i guess
00[20:53] <UltRedDev> get the door it's Domino's
[20:53] <Dimzar> i'll send u some nice rcipes
[20:53] <May261999> oooh Dimzy's got a girl visitor!
00[20:53] <UltRedDev> hehe
00[20:53] <UltRedDev> it's probably just dada in drag
[20:54] <May261999> ROFLMAO
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00[09:31] <AgentKGB> I think I've seen everything now
00[09:31] <AgentKGB> people are releasing Hannah Montana albums in FLAC
[09:31] <@funky1> :|
04[09:31] * AgentKGB points at dada
[09:31] <@funky1> why are you looking for hannah montana albums?
[09:32] <@funky1> :| :|
00[09:32] <AgentKGB> dude I have 6 albums
00[09:32] <AgentKGB> *nieces
[09:32] <@funky1> :| :| :|
00[09:32] <AgentKGB> honest mistake
[09:32] <May261999> riiiiiight
[09:32] <@funky1> :| :| :| :|
00[09:32] <AgentKGB> my wife is laughing
00[09:32] <AgentKGB> she knows what I menat
00[09:32] <AgentKGB> *meant
[09:33] <@funky1> :| :| :| :| :|
00[09:33] <AgentKGB> sigh
[09:33] <@funky1> don't bring your wife into this. Otherwise I can't tease you
00[09:33] <AgentKGB> lol
00[09:33] <AgentKGB> she teases me
[09:33] <May261999> They're girls
00[09:33] <AgentKGB> and is right now :P
I did mean to say nieces
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:49 PM   #25 (permalink)
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[11:29] <dada> i was trying to link to fergie
[11:29] <dada> he is so cute
[11:29] <dada> maybe i have one in imageshack
[11:34] <dimz> ....
[11:34] <DenisLaw> lol
[11:34] <DenisLaw> dada is hot for scots
[11:35] <DenisLaw> wait a minute I'm a scot
[11:35] * DenisLaw runs
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05:56 dada_ i shouldnt be feeling like this
dada_ damn koreans
dada_ why do they make so many great drama?
dada_
dada_ I AM A MAN DAMNI!!!!
05:57 _aK are you sure??
dada_ I AM!!!
dada_ HERE!!! FEEL IT!!
dada_ I HAVE A PENIS!!!
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:42 PM   #27 (permalink)
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[12:36] <dimz> wait, so 17 isn't illegal?
[12:36] <dimz> btw, this FULLY explains your obsession with teh younger folk
[12:36] <dimz>
[12:36] <opm4> 14 is the the cut off in canada
[12:36] <dimz> 14?!!!!
[12:36] <dimz> christ
[12:36] <opm4> lol
[12:37] <AgentKGB> 16
[12:37] <AgentKGB> bastards changed it
[12:37] <opm4> 14 with a note?
[12:38] <AgentKGB> opm's going to change the topic to "Hebophiles Anonymous"
[12:38] <AgentKGB> "Where Our Motto Is: Take Two They're Small"
well....what can i say?
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:40 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I was going to put up a shorten version to this, but dimz requested that the majority of this goes up.

Sad state of affairs if you ask me... lol.

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dimz skrtel hasn't been very good but i don't think he's shite
randy420 then lampard, essien, ballack, obi, makelele, deco in midfield
opm4 riise is rubish
03:02 AgentKGB riise went to roma
dimz you could say the same thing about Vidic when he first came
randy420 anelka-drogba up top
funky1 riise has a confidence issue
opm4 speed is there problem
funky1 he's a good player
AgentKGB he can go break legs in italy
randy420 riise is shit
randy420 he used to be half decent
funky1 he's definitely better than skrtel
AgentKGB and his family cheers for united
randy420 true
dimz Riise's gone
funky1 yeah
funky1 ROma
funky1
randy420 so...
randy420 finnan and risse gone from defence.
opm4 that defense has issues with handling speed which is why they need defensive midfielders
randy420 annd. crouch from attack.
funky1 the defender they brought in
AgentKGB lol
randy420 and kewell
funky1 have no idea on his ability
03:03 randy420 and barry comes in?
dimz that's just it, they dont' ahve the speed issue anymore
randy420 along with two no-name players
opm4 so they need to bolster their defense then?
dimz degen, dossena, skrtel and agger are all quick
funky1 its great to be quick
funky1 but can they defend?
funky1 skrtel is quite suspect
dimz yeah he has been
opm4 he's shite
funky1 degen and dossena I have no idea
AgentKGB pool are going to leak goals
dimz but so was Vidic, that's all i'm saying
randy420 skrtl is MORE than "suspect"
funky1 did you lump Vidic in with skrtel
opm4 didn't they get that serbian defender?
funky1 did you fucking do that in a United irc
funky1 I should kill you
funky1 in fact
03:04 randy420 I told you funky.
funky1 lemme call Vidic
dimz lol
randy420 he secretly loves them.
opm4 seriously dimzy
funky1 I think so
AgentKGB and if Fagnando floppes is injured diving they'll plummet down the league
dimz no i'm 'secretly' unbiased
funky1 that was a stretch
funky1 a massive one
randy420 he'll slag off our players to try and make theirs look good.
opm4 i can understand the devil'
opm4 devil's advocate routine, but you're off the deep end
funky1 x10
dimz lol
funky1 skrtel and vidic
funky1 holy shit
AgentKGB lol
funky1 that made my day
opm4 lol
dimz u guys are sickening
randy420 dimz. I think you need to start posting here.. you'll fit right in. The Independent Liverpool FC Website, Red and White Kop
03:05 funky1 thats a quote for the irc quote thread
dimz what did u think of Vidic when he first came?
randy420 the only sickening one here is you
opm4 lol
funky1 unbelievable
funky1 I'm hot now
funky1
dimz isn't it fair to say he was RUBBISH for half a season?
randy420 no
opm4 no
AgentKGB no
funky1 on the level of skrtel?
randy420 he took a month or two to adapt
funky1 are you smoking?
opm4 he was rubbish for about three games
dimz ok ok, for a month or two
funky1 evra was more of a concern
funky1 early on
randy420 by april he was becoming the vidinator
funky1 not vidic
dimz but hwen he just started i was worried we'd bought a lemon
opm4 x2
randy420 I wasn't
03:06 dimz ok cool
randy420 it takes time to adapt to a different league, style of play.
dimz fair enough
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god that was boring to read, god damn it, irc is so much more entertaining than that!

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Dimz_ i just think it's funny when u have a picture of someone in your head and u find out what they really look like
Dimz_ like radio personalities
Dimz_ u know, ur in the car everyday going to school/work and u hear the smae voice on the radio.....so u have an image in your head
opm5 i swear the deja vu is massive
Dimz_ and then BAM u meet the person
Dimz_ and he turns out to be a shim
Dimz_ a tranny
Dimz_ a dada
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[11:55] <dimz> muppets!
[11:55] <dimz> muppets i tell yah!
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[12:29] <opm3> seapking of which dimzy
[12:29] <opm3> you call and they are here
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<Dimz> listen up children
<dada> im masturbating
<dada> that has to wait
* dada is kidding
<Dimz> u can type while doing htat?
<dada> http://www.scientomogy.com/xenu7.jpg
<dada> typing gives me an erection
<dada> when im not typing my dick goes limp
<Dimz> now i understand
<dada> the sudden changes in the physical state of my penis allow my foreskin to massage my member as i go from hard to limp
<dada> this is how i masturbate
<dada> look! no hands!
<Dimz> :|
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