[GocartMozart]

You get the idea

UltRedDev <funkyone> it's not statutory if you don't penetrate

you're a legend

* Funkyone joins nicole richie to throw up...
UltRedDev <funkyone> bulimia... twice the taste 0 calories

i loved this convo

UltRedDev how much do you weigh funkster
Funkyone [insert gargantuan weight and height]
UltRedDev why am I getting a image of cartman screaming "BEEFCAKE!"

edit:

UltRedDev 9 out of 10 jailbait prefer a drunk Funkyone... because they can run away

[20:20] Dimzg: liverpoop last won the league when Michael Jackson was black

hahahahaha

[Dirtycheat]

great idea GocartMozart

* Funkyone joins nicole richie to throw up...
UltRedDev <funkyone> bulimia... twice the taste 0 calories

PMSL, Thats a great quote

[funkdoctorspock]

Pretty spot on about how Cantona's attitude comes across as and Ronaldo's.

opm1s6 ---> with cantona it was...look at how beautiful that was...with ronaldo it is...look at how beautiful i am

[dimz]

Sweet, i had a few saved from long time ago:

<dadamafia> i just realized that "lolol" looks like a 3 legged man standing upside down with 2 penises
<dadamafia> ignore that

<dadamafia> why cant i change my dick dack to dada
<dadamafia> nick back*

LOL!

[GocartMozart]

[14:38] UltRedDev: heh they showed a montage and one of them is wenger looking excited
[14:38] UltRedDev: I haven't seen him that excited since michael jackson loaned him his timeshare

[Ultimate_Red_Devil]

[14:56] <@Funky1> nomer is like an mirage
[14:56] * +winker loves misnomer in a very sexual way
[14:56] <@fanutd1> :s
[14:56] <+winker> fvck i meant non sexual
[14:56] <@Funky1> or a sonar eclipse
[14:57] <+UltRedDev> ...
[14:57] <@Funky1> solar*
[14:57] <+UltRedDev> sure you did

[GocartMozart]

<dada> my pc has aids
[23:44] randy42O: ffs dada, what have we told you about sticking your weiner into your pc?
[23:44] randy42O: now look what you did
[23:44] UltRedDev: that wasn't what we meant when we said put in a 3 1/2 inch floppy dada

[randy420]

your left off this part that kind of makes that understandable..

<dada> my pc has aids

[GocartMozart]

[00:07] wayno: Cesc Fabregas has been tipped as a possible Footballer of the Year after inspiring Arsenal to the top of the Premier League, but Ferguson thought Anderson outplayed him in the 2-2 draw at the Emirates last month. "Fabregas is going through a golden period at Arsenal," Ferguson said, "but I thought Anderson dominated that position."
[00:08] UltRedDev: who?
[00:09] Funky1: is it possible to peak too early as a footballer?
[00:09] wayno: he'll get better
[00:09] wayno: 19
[00:09] wayno: wow
[00:09] UltRedDev: premature peaking is your specialty funky

[GocartMozart]

bump quality robin!

[16:15] *** winker has joined #unitedzone

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[16:18] fanutd: winker your a wanker
[16:18] fanutd: kindly change the name